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icantfeelmyarms:

mintyprincess:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE

(via crystallized-teardrops)

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

(via sweet-baby-lamb-pockets)

hot guys with no fashion sense

image

(Source: phatticuss, via phobias)

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: asianfetus, via orgasm)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via orgasm)

no1twerkslikegaston:

the writing for this movie is so under appreciated

(Source: anightmarefantasmic, via iamkatehummel)

the-hobbit:

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY* Luke Evans 4/15/1979

"The cast sort of lived very near each other and we had a really good time. You’re so far away from home so these guys became my family."

Luke Evans

tastefullyoffensive:

A Statistical Analysis of Bob Ross’ Paintings [fivethirtyeight/via]

tastefullyoffensive:

A Statistical Analysis of Bob Ross’ Paintings [fivethirtyeight/via]

sokpoppet:

nicolakay:

oh-no-zo:

symmetrism:

Art’s great nudes have gone skinny

Italian artist Anna Utopia Giordano has created a visual re-imagination of historic nude paintings, had the subjects conformed their bodies to what the 21st century considers an ideal of beauty. The results are revealing—and quite shocking in what they say about the modern attitude toward women’s bodies.

This is genius

This makes me uncomfortable

(via sweet-baby-lamb-pockets)

  • my future child:

    tell me a bedtime story

  • me:

    once upon a time, in nazi-occupied france...

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